The Stoner Chronicles

September 27, 2004

Ouch

I broke my fucking toe. I broke my god damn motherfucking toe. It looks like it is going to fall off. It surely is a wonderful thing how people you haven't seen in a while are so willing to give you some of their prescription drugs. That horrible employer that fired my ass, because my manager was a drunk (and i just found out she stepped down because she couldn't handle the job, and had fired people for no damn reason), always ends up sneaking back into my life, somehow. Last night I had dinner with an old Starbucks-er, and a couple of new ones I had never met before. One of the new girl's boyfriend's I know from somewhere, I just can't place where. In fact, i'm pretty sure I know the girl too, but she has a pretty familiar face, so, who knows. I told them the multifaceted "Chuck E. Cheese" tale, that one of the girl's I worked with was apparently not sharing with everyone. So, seeing that It mostly had to do with Roper hating me, I informed everyone at the Olive Garden.

Roper is a stupid fat alcoholic gamblin' bitch who hates children and loves coffee. She apparently, after being instrumental in firing my ass on the slide, had the motherfucking bazoombaz to ask how I was doing, to my sister, while they were working together. Sometimes I wish I had the power to leave my body and enter others at my liking, especially my sister that day, or George W. on election day, or Roper the day I got fired because my manager was a drunk.

So, since I haven't posted in a month or something, Big Up's to the following special ladies in my life, for their heroic efforts at staying alive this long for me to wish them a belated birthday:

Angelator, who turned another age, i'm sure,
and Sara B. (I don't have your link in my memory, so click on the Officer B. link in the stoner list on the side), I don't remember how old she is, either, but she has a fine lady, and they probably did it a lot as soon as we left the party.

I have to go get my learn on now, let's see how long it takes me to post again.

Oh yea, go see "The Corporation", it's like, 4 hours long, but it's well worth it....they own our DNA, AHH! Go see the movie, AHHH!