i bought a cell phone, on my break from my job at Star*****...

it's not all that bad, you know....

you get to wear leather, and people are overtly nice to you...and salad tastes better without all the bacos and crutons, i'm sure...

John Lennon would have been 62 today...

Back when there was still a god, and I ate my burgers to be cool...I used to bake John a cake, decorate it with chocolate canned frosting that he would never have approved of, and, to be cynical (far before i knew what the word meant, or even thought it meant), place two unrelated number candles (yes, you remember the number candles) from my mother's old durable payless shoe store drawstring cake decorating supply bag..."94!...he's not 94!...ha ha ha"...

needless to say i never had sex in highschool...

what the fuck did I do to my blog?...

anyway...

i just downed a packet of combos, and a massive Rice Krispie Treat, in honor of my Nutrition class that was cancelled this afternoon...

i don't feel like doing this right now...

later...