The Stoner Chronicles

March 29, 2005

Why doesn't Google know that Johnnie Cochrane is dead?

I also have three things to say, young man:

1. How do you know of Tracy Ryan? She married my idol, Bruce McCulloch. I guess she would rock a lot more if she were me.
2. I actually just applied for a job working for the bisons, so it's creepy that you would mention them. Never been a fan of baseball myself, but you must be an Indians fan too huh, coming from Cleveland?
3. You know what's better than UHF? Drugs.

By baby bison, at 9:51 PM
Hey Bison! Where ya been? I haven't smoked in a week and I've joined a gym...what's this world coming to? I haven't give up completely, but needed to cut down too. Good luck with your "dry spell". And to davidus...drugs are groovy. You just need to pick the right ones.

By Kata, at 1:34 AM
hey christina, I'm glad you like my profile. I was just reading yours, and although I am 5'10'', my oldest sister is pretty short, and so I guess we relate in some part of the universe for that. Thanks for commenting!

By baby bison, at 7:36 PM