You know, Beth used to hate her boobs, because her sisters have big ass nice boobs, and she doesn't...

But now that she thinks about it, every guy she's ever gone out with (which is millions, she's begun catalouging them as numbers) has complimented her on her boobs, and Birdman said she has nice boobs too, so...

her body parts that come in pairs are doing quite well on the "sex-o-meter"

I bet she woudda been gettin losta pussay on the ark...