"WHAT??...Are you kidding me?!!...well, what did Clarissa say?...that's insane!!"--the blonde, large breasted girl next to me who's talking loudly in the middle of the lab while i'm trying to write my Ethics paper

The movie premises are set up, and I am more than pleased to announce this. The stoners are getting VERY serious about our writing careers, and I would have underlined very, if I knew how to.

I'm sure most of you know me as a teen-aged internet punk with more balls than Dionne Warwick with a joint case in her purse at London Customs, but I honestly believe that we have the determination to make something of ourselves. This blog was always just a test run for the movie, so some of the stuff you might have read on here will be used, some of the experiences i've encountered online will definitely be referred to as ficticious characters at some point in my career, for legal purposes, and if the Stoners have 100 skits by the end of this summer, we will all be dropping out of our respected schools to work full time on our comedic futures.

We, however, can not do this on our own. Money is going to be an issue, as i'm sure it always will be. If there are any super rich stoners, liberal politicians, or horney rich old men out there that read this, and would like to contribute to the world's first stoner comedy troupe, we will set up a paypal account on our webpage that the lovely Cristina made for us a year ago, that we still haven't exactly paid her for, just yet. She is under our wing, as well as some other folks i've picked up along the way (Katio has been sitting patiently on her bed, duffel bag in hand and bus ticket to Vancouver for six months now, where we are anticipating the first movie will be shot).

But this is only the tip of the roach, my friends:

******** This is a calling for anyone who has any sort of love for comedy or marijuana (or both), this is a cry for volunteering (we can't pay you, just yet, to test loyalty, and because I saw a special on Ludacris's entourage that inspired this philosophy) for any comedienne/comedian who has been told they're too fat/short/stupid/lispy/drunk/horney/sick to be part of something that might just change the world. I know sooo many out of work comedians that need jobs, I know so many kids that are unhappy with college, or perhaps even dropped out by now, because college sucks, college people suck, and talent will *never* be measured by a "grade point average".***************************

The troupe is based out of Buffalo, NY, where we will be holding informal meetings for anyone who is interested, but for all of you who have no intention of ever coming near the WNY area, we need promotional people EVERYWHERE, so please don't be discouraged to apply...

We will be setting up a basic core unit of volunteers, and much like a political campaign, or a male for male nightclub, you have to get in early to get a good seat. I know I have readers that are capable of stuffing envelopes...what we're looking for is a LOYAL group of supporters that are willing to make, wear and distribute t-shirts, posters, flyers, as well as a promotional photographer, personal assistants, munchies/starbucks bitch runner (this is an actual occupation in the land of Stoner), musicians, nightclub owners/anyone who has a connection with some sort of venue, and any other sort of hollywood hoopla you can think of that makes up an independant movie/touring comedic troupe staff. Most importantly, we need enough people to kick up enough dust for people to start noticing us.

We do not want an easy "in" to the business, we want to infiltrate the audience through some extremely original promotional ventures. We will be the people's comedians, and we will love people...and chocolate...and people...

You want to do something signifigant with your life for the next year or so?...email me, and keep in mind that I have, and never will hold any grudges...the past is, as it always will be, exactly what it is...

We'll be placing ads in some alternative newspapers in and around Buffalo, but I thought if I can snag a few old acquaintances from here (that being the internet), we'd have less searching to do. Patience, however, will be the key here. We won't be getting this completely off the ground for another couple of months, but knowing that we have supporters from day one is going to be crucial in creating "that" vibe that makes extraordinary people super fucking rich...

Marleyganja420@aol.com, or leave your email address in the commenter...this is no joke friends, this is a real chance to change your life, if you have the patience and desire to trudge along with us...

somewhere in the distance, Ryonce is planting a tree, and Baby Bison is accidentally knocking it over...