things that i wish i had, RIGHT NOW:

a. cookies n' cream

b. rynn's picture on my blog...

c. a scanner...and some beastiality shots..

d. brucio

e. bern's uncut penis attached to my keychain on some boondoggle...

f. this guy's life...i'm serious, i'd die to be known as...a really old use-netter, who thought it would be cool to make him look cool, by making a blank page...and then after realizing that no-one snork laughs, like boondoggle can snork laugh...he had to put an explination...in all black...

this is my future...

mike...lynn...tavie, hold me?