The Stoner Chronicles

November 15, 2002

Marleyganja420 (11:46:28 AM): you know one thing that keeps playing out in my head?
A Brucio WorId (11:46:36 AM): Whas that?
Marleyganja420 (11:47:12 AM): after i fucked the hippie...we were sitting out on my porch...and he just looks at me, then he looks down at my pants...and then he says "well, if i can't make it as a philosopher, i could always go into porn"
Marleyganja420 (11:47:29 AM): who fucking says that?
Marleyganja420 (11:47:35 AM): who has the fucking balls to say that?
A Brucio WorId (11:47:45 AM): The people you sleep with, apparently.
Marleyganja420 (11:47:51 AM): looks down at his pants*
A Brucio WorId (11:47:51 AM): You must make them think they're pro.
Marleyganja420 (11:48:13 AM): i mean...yes, he had an unusuably large member...but...
Marleyganja420 (11:48:19 AM): seriously...what was i thinking...
Marleyganja420 (11:48:29 AM): maybe i moan too much...
A Brucio WorId (11:48:41 AM): I would have replied "You'll have to change your name to the Pipe Cleaner if you want to make it in the gay porn indu- ohh, you meant the kind with girls!"
A Brucio WorId (11:48:49 AM): 'cause I'm so witty and stuff.
Marleyganja420 (11:48:54 AM): :::::::as katio runs away from the computer and assumes a fetal position on her futon::::::::
A Brucio WorId (11:49:09 AM): Waay ahead of you.
A Brucio WorId (11:49:15 AM): Wait, no I'm not.
Marleyganja420 (11:49:26 AM): you know what...i'm going to blog about that


i am a stoner who holds her word at high esteem...

how about they sell swiss cake rolls in the vending machine here at school for 65 cents?!

fucking travesty, i tell you...

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