The Stoner Chronicles

May 12, 2002

we're here...in sunny Seattle...

well, we're actually in Tukwila, WA, which is like, 30 minutes outside the city...

The plane ride was...the WORST experience of my entire life. Apart from the fact that Angelator and I were separated for the duration of the flight from philly, we also had the joy of getting both center seats...and i had the particular pleasure of having an older man drool on my shoulder while i tried to brush up on my poli-fashionable news in the overly priced Vanity Fair...(did you know the guy who could very well find the cure for cancer was caught with a kilo of coke in medical school?)

this is probably the most beautiful place i've ever been , as I usually spend my evenings out down by the foot of Ferry in Buffalo...

it's a major metropolitan area, then as you look out towards this massive city, the background is all mountainous...it's absolutely picturesque...

sometimes i wish i was a songwriter or a painter...because this sort of shit would come in handy for moments like these...

:::::bella pulls out guitar:::::::::

Seattle

hey i'm in seattle
i'll smoke a doob
with a big whale

hey i'm in seattle
don't litter or they'll
send you to jail...

hey i'm in seattle
there's more soy
beans here then
there are in japan

hey i'm in seattle
lets catch some fish
and throw em in a
pan...

::::::solo moment:::::

you know there must be a lot of stoners out here...they have tacos at Burger King, and the rest of the drive-thru's are open 24 hours...

(profound statement part of the song) sometimes i wonder what my life would have been like if i had a penis...

Hey i'm in Seattle
let's ride a sea otter
into the sun

Hey i'm in Seattle
i hope ryonce and
flippin wench are
havin fun

Hey i'm in Seattle
i just got arrested
for molesting
a tree

hey i'm in seattle
apparently smiles
here are free...

::::::::::chorus of children:::::

smiles are free....oh gee
smiles here free...father milligan
STOP TOUCHING ME...


::::::::::end of song::::::::::


we're off to Vancouver today...i'm worried about Kat...i haven't heard from her since i left buffalo..but i'm REALLY excited about going to see the show with raegan and her sis, i'll have a few kithie stories when i get back i'm sure....

oh yes...and on a final note...i died my hair black...

and the funny, sort of ironic part is...on the box it says black...but my hair is quite blue at the moment...

"my powder smells like an elderly person"--angelator, talking to herself as i type..





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