This is what happens...when english majors don't get jobs RIGHT after college...

joe and ophelia remember this poem quite well after ol Renky's english 3 class

i'm not sure why I love that damn poem so much, but now that we can see someone else's head ripped off by a shotgun, via the miracle that is the internet (link above), well...this just puts the blood on the tampon...

tisk, tisk..what would Edwin think...