The Stoner Chronicles

February 25, 2003

lynn's BACK!!!!

and her commenter doesn't work, so i'll just spew in reference to her spew here:

i'm seriously freaked out by all the little faces on the commenter...

larry david is amazing, i've been obsessing over that show for a year now, although i must say that (we interrupt this post for a stoner moment: beth is currently in a predicament under the table of the computer lab with both ankles stuck in the cords) it's lost a bit of the kick that it had first season...

my question is, who *actually* invites richard lewis on their show...he seems like the type of guy who sort of hangs out at the kraft table, fiddling with the pretty unconventional toothpicks with the fringe on the top where you can't really even pick your teeth with it, now can you, and larry david's like, "richard's here again", and the director already knows larry's entonement because they used to go to hebrew school together, so he walks over to richard, and richard is like "hey robert", and robert is like "richard!...what's happening", and richard is like "the lifetime thing fell through", but richard always does that, mentions things that no one else knows about because he hasn't had sex in 14 years, so robert gets that director look and says "oh, yea, i heard that wasn't good", and richard gets that crazy look with that crazy hair with a singular tear running down one cheek because his colored contacts were put in backwards this morning because one of his plutonic female friends that really only talks to him because she doesn't want him to hurt her slept over that night, on the couch of course ,and she distracted him while she was taking a shower and he was tuning in to his bathroom cam "the slam cam", as he calls it, because he looks like the type of person to install a "slam cam", but he can't afford the service for much longer because the "lifetime thing" fell through, so larry is forced to put him on the show....

larry david is a funny funny man, and i think he, you and i should have tea sometime...

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