I have *the* most annoying doorbell in the history of the motherfucking world...

The day went along as most days do...i woke up at an unreasonable hour to the raucous sounds of folks with jobs turning on faucets and putting on chunky heels...

did i ever mention how much i love mustache cream?

so anyway, i roll out of bed round noon...get a bowl of ice cream, and then a special friend came online, and told me i had been boycotted from several kithie blog link sections that i didn't really know i was in...in the first place...i pondered the absurdity of geekdom...took a shit, and headed for the shower...

someone's gotta come up with the "i'm making a statement" barbie...complete with an electronic notepad, and a smoke shape machine, that spells out everything wrong in the sky...there's nothing better than two 'less than acquaintance' college kids fronting one another on their online journals...

i would never poke fun of people i didn't love...and believe me lynn...contrary to popular belief, i love every beefy one of em...