yea so apparently blogger eats posts...like rosie at a buffet....and how the hell did i get to be radiohead, hmmmm? i used to breathe liam gallagher, i actually bought the oasis book "gettin high"...i must have sworn for three weeks straight, i lost my virginity to that book, and i'm the whiny lil radiohead pricks, there is something seriously wrong with the state of online polls today...at least Coldplay, at least the Blur....woo hoo, and it was all yellow....

aww that's not nice, i don't even think rosie is fat, i mean i'm fat, i eat lil chocolate donuts as if they are jolly ranchers, and my pants, they have revolted against my stomach

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i think my belly button has gone rank again. this one time i got stoned and tryed to stuff a piece of pepperoni in there and it's been angry at me ever since, does anyone else have this problem?...who am i kiddding no one reads this shit...

okay, another stoner moment...today in womens poetry, we were talking about "the body" chapter in the book, and all these girls were trying to seriously analyze this poem about masturbation. note to author: if your writing a poem about double clickin the mouse button :

a. don't publish it because that just makes you look nasty and/or a lesbian
b. wouldn't it be cool if the poem was about whoopi goldberg...like whoopi masturbating...WHOOPPI!
c. i got off track there, and thirdly, if there is such a thing..shit i furgot...(jeopardy theme song)...oh well i had another point...see kids, this is what happens when you smoke the seeds, because if you smoke the seeds you will:
a. lose train of thought
b. give yourself a really cheap form of birth control, unless your a boy, because if ur a boy then you will:
a. lose your doo-doo power faster
b. shoot ur doo-doo daa unexpectedly
c. you probably won't get to stick your doo-doo in anyone's whoo-whoo because they don't want your daa to make a baa-baa
clear?

yes so they were trying to analyze this poem, and i say "well maybe i'm just a horndog...but....(then i realize i said horndog, and start laughing uncontrollably in the lesbian self-help circle we casually form every class)...and everyone is just staring at me, if magalicious was there, well, yea she'd probably look at me funny too...but i thought it was funny

i damn missed psych today AGAIN...i'm going to freakin kill josephat...die, die with green beans stuck up his doo-doo

favorite stoner song of the moment: the terrier song (WHEN PEOPLE PUT BANDANAS ON THEIR DOG)

favorite stoner quote of the day: "this makes you think"--rye, after doing 3 lines