I feel compelled to copy and paste today:

I'm supposed to bolden everything that applies to me: (cover your eyes, stoners)

I have, either currently or in the past, gone over a year without sex(I wish I could add little pictures of me responding to these)
I have a partially used tube of KY Jelly close to my bed.
I sometimes buy clothes specifically to turn people on.
I sleep with my socks on. (I HAVE TO!)
I have gotten someone drunk on purpose.(BIRDMAN)
I set aside some time each day to surf porn online.
There are nude pictures of me somewhere on the Internet.
My family would FREAK if they read this list. (I wonder if kristin surfs satan's web...)
I can orgasm on command.
I have had sex standing up.(seriously, though)
I have leather in my closet and I'm not afraid to wear it.
Given the opportunity, I would have sex with a porn star. (Only if she wore a rubber)
I know someone who needs a copy of "Sex for Dummies."
There is at least one extended family member I would jump if we weren't related.
I think hose are sexy.
I think limited nudity should be allowed on television after 10:00 at night.
I like ribbed condoms.
I am pierced somewhere other than my ears or navel.
I have had sex in the shower.
My parents caught me having sex. (Maybe I should continue now with the story of my mom walking in on me and Birdman jigging it)
My child(ren) caught me masturbating.
Watching other people have sex turns me on.
I own more than ten porn tapes/DVDs.
I have used a vegetable as a sex toy. (I can explain...)
I enjoy reading erotic literature. (does sappho count?)
I can get wet/hard just by the sound of someone's voice. (only brucio's)
I have used a sex swing.
I have employed the services of a professional sex worker. (Like Malibu, or?)
I have a membership on at least one adult pay site.
I would give up another habit if it meant having more sex.
I would consider hiring someone to teach me about the finer points of sex.
Given the opportunity, I would appear in an adult magazine.
I think reality TV should show who's having sex with whom. (i dont believe i'm alone)
I get wet/hard just walking into a Victoria's Secret store.
I keep a "Top 5" list of famous people I would like to fuck. (brucio, brucio, brucio,Colin Firth, brucio)
I have participated in an orgy.
My current sex life is beyond boring.(it's my fault)
I am actively looking for a new sex partner.
I do NOT think having sex always means making a long-term commitment.
I have at least one sex toy made of glass. (wish list, anyone, anyone?)
I think anti-pornography laws are too restrictive. (i'm a feminist)
People would be surprised if they knew how often I think about sex. (no one i know would be suprised)
I think 16 is a good age to begin having sex.(maybe if you're paul's little whore sister)
I have special names for my sex organs.
I have used sex to get what I want.
I think the world would be a better place if people had sex more often.
I think some public nudity should be legal.
I have at least one sex toy that is purple. (at least)
I think a blogger orgy would be ... Interesting. (get a fucking life)
Just reading this list makes me horny. (just for kicks)