well...i'm just happy everyone is taking jokes for what they're worth...sometimes i feel bad, cause i don't really mean to hurt anyone's feelings..that's just the type of humour i'm into right now....

maggie got me sick today..i let her sip my squirt and now i have a massive infection brewing within my nasal cavities...but the lesbo-skit was great in acting today..nothing better than scaring an entire classroom of catholics back into their sexual repressive states..where they belong....futon woman...

ever since i started watching kith, i've noticed my taste in comedy has shifted from funny ha-ha, to homo-eroticism, with a touch of raspberry brandy...speaking of getting crumped up...i haven't had a beer in 4EVER...