The Stoner Chronicles

March 11, 2002

i don't want a smart guy...i'm just gonna start this off with a rant, i'm not even going to warn you..i'm going to lure you into my web...that's what i'm going to do

so, back to smart guys ...like i know they're good for conversation and all..but where's the mind manipulation /fun in that? see, it's scientific ...stupid boys like sex ...and bella loves sex ...i mean i really enjoy it as long as i'm on top and they're not making any faces
...cause i hate faces...like hold it inside, what kind of jew are you, coherently showing your emotions, letting the world know exactly how you feel..this isn't therapy, it's the west side..
see...i have a theory...i don't believe that a man can successfully make a woman orgasm ..it's a conspiracy...STOP LYING TO YOURSELVES...STOP LYING TO YOUR BERN...take a class at the YMCA already..it's not that bad...bring lysol and some sandwiches ...make a bloody
day out of it boys...

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