tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33305722011-11-23T18:46:15.657-05:00Stoned since 1999!baby bisonnoreply@blogger.comBlogger4331100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3330572.post-1132517625956710822005-11-20T15:02:00.000-05:002005-11-20T15:13:46.013-05:00

Well, kind of smoked 4 times this week. But, it's still better than 7 times a day! Next week I really wanted to smoke when I get home with my big plate of seconds from my grandma, but now i'm not sure if that's such a good idea. I'm not sure if smoking as much as I did this week was a great idea. I think i've developed a strong anti-weed voice inside, and usually I make fun of people like

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Still sober guys! Our film crew ditched us last week, but it doesn't much matter. We now have the help of a good friend that I have deemed the "Assistant Director" because she is very good with the camera when i'm down on the ground talking to old computers, and she pulled us out of a pretty sticky bind when the two piece of shit kids from our film class decided to part ways with us. Fuck you,

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Guess what? I'm still sober! I'm already proud of this movie, and we haven't even finished writing it yet. Yes, we'll be using camcorders and a shitty digital camera who's batteries seem to die every 20 pictures, but it's going to work. It's going to save me, I know it. We were supposed to begin doing action shots last week, but I feel like the script is not completely developed. I know

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I'm sober now. The White Stripes are my new addiction. I still love all 5 of you that read this. Filming for my comedy troupe's movie "The Alternate Historians" begins on Wednesday. I'll try my best to keep everyone updated on how that is going. I'm not going to preach, but I feel wonderful and alive for the first time in my life. And I love everyone, and Oreo's, and after the movie is done

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I hate not knowing what the fuck i'm supposed to do with my life. I'm entering my second year of community college tomorrow, and I'd have to say that this semester is probably the most pointless schedule I've ever mustered to scum up while I was high. My classes might be a little more impressive if I was say, at a real college, but now I'm just getting silly. I picked courses just because they

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Well, I just checked my site meter, and it looks like someone from Scottsdale, Arizona has been skeemin on my page like a motherfucker. Hello, resident of Scottsdale Arizona, how are you doing? The average amount of time that you were on my page was about 4 or 5 minutes, that's a long time to be lurking without saying hello!I'm still alive, folks.

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baby bisonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3330572.post-1120080866590061362005-06-29T17:14:00.000-04:002005-06-29T17:34:26.613-04:00

Is that a word?Why did I pick the hottest week in the history of Buffalo to stop smoking weed? And what really p's me O is that I don't feel one motherfucking bit clearer than I did a week ago. If anything, I feel worse. Every day at about 8pm, I get an almost unbearable craving to smoke up. And just about everything is pissing me off. Like Angelator's "Cherry Pie" Firehouse ringtone that

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baby bisonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3330572.post-1118712235730522322005-06-13T21:23:00.000-04:002005-06-13T21:23:55.736-04:00

Sensible Joe where are you?posted from the stoner photo gallery

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This is my stepdog Apollo. He hates my mother.posted from the stoner photo gallery

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My dog is sick of me buying him jackets. Me and Birdman went to Target today and found him a trench coat. Luckily for him it was too big. He's inbetween sizes right now, because he's a little bit overweight. There's still a picture of Jesus on my door left from my sister, who occupied this bedroom before me.posted from the stoner photo gallery

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A couple of days ago I started a really long post and it is missing in action. My original excuse for not putting up a new post on the Stoner Chronicles was that I was on strike until brucio.com was updated. But, as usual irony seems to smack me in the ankles with its big dick. As you can tell, I smoked ghetto weed this evening so things aren't going to pop up very clever. Hi. How have all

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I wonder if latino's tend to rape more?Last weekend was spent wasted in the woods somewhere outside of Ellicotville. Ryonce and his man friend rented a trailer for the week, so I decided to go up to visit them on Friday night. Ryonce likes to smoke blunts. Lots of blunts all day long until existence is nearly forgotten. I brought up a bottle of cheap wine (Yellow Tail Shiraz, 10.95, Premier

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I've always hated the name Ron. Sensible Joe, my now gay ex-boyfriend's childhood cat's name was Ron, and for some reason, I find that to be one of the funniest things on the planet. A cat named Ron. So, now my longtermboyfriend's dad is named Ron, and I can't help but think of the real Ron. When Ron the cat died, me and my little stoner friends called up Joe and pretended to be "Ron the cat, a

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Why doesn't Google know that Johnnie Cochrane is dead?

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I didn't cry today!Can you accidentally become anorexic? I was just wondering. My face doesn't feel so flabby anymore, and my pants fit and shit. I'm very proud of myself, but I haven't been eating much. I've realized that when i'm not high ten hours a day, I'm not hungry like the wolf. Of course this is certainly not the first time I've tried to cut down, but this is the first time I've

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It's only fucking 10:00pm. No wonder old people go to bed at 9pm, they're not drug addicts. I wish I just had a little tiny bowl. No, stop it Bison. You're not smoking today. We had purchased an ounce a couple of weeks ago, and it's all gone now. When Ryonce came over the first weekend that we bought it, I rolled a penis sized blunt, and we were already drunk, and now I can't stop thinking

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It really is all about one day at a time for this sort of thing. I do not want to completely stop smoking marijuana. Frankly, my life is not exciting enough to take away the drugs just yet. It's week 5 since I began to diet, and I've noticed that I only shit every couple of days. It's also week 2 since I've begun working out on my bowflex, and I am well on my way to becoming hot. Birdman is

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Just for the record, I was wrong. You should only date men with fucked up fathers.

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This beef goes out to whoever's creating this thing:Why the fuck wasn't I born in England? My dog's accent is most certainly British. I've found out in the last couple of days that I am actually now a mix between the spirit of John Lennon AND Graham Chapman. In fact, I think when I tripped last week I was invaded by a couple of energy bits still left from Hunter S. Thompson. And when Brucio

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You know what folks? I loved Napoleon Dynamite, it was a very funny movie. In fact, I saw it ten years ago, only it was called Welcome to the Dollhouse, and it was A LOT funnier. Three o' clock...be there...i'm gonna wape you.

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Have you seen these motherfuckers with their bookbag luggage? It seems like everywhere I go, some stupid fuck is wheeling something around all serious as fuck like they're at the airport. At what point in time did we start caring about our back health? Just yesterday I witnessed some stupid bitch, wheeling about all haphazardly in the middle of the street trying to light a cigarette. If

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It's March again. Well, by the looks of a couple of garbage cans around campus, my favorite eating facility of all time (and for which I will one day own several) is offering their customers a chance...to rolll up the rim to win. I don't know why these few blissful weeks mean so much to me. I think it's the chase, personally. I really want a creuller right now. Oh god, a creuller, all

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I just found a perfectly functioning mechanical pencil at the library. I should probably pocket it before someone comes back to retrieve it. It's brand new! The pencil eraser has hardly been used, and there's a fancy rubber grip on the end of it. And it's blue, which is one of my favorite colors.Last week in English class the "poet-in-honors-english-at-community-college" led us in a

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I don't normally put up article links, but this one made me really happy: http://www.mlive.com/news/grpress/index.ssf?/base/news-20/1107877629316620.xml

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The hum of the computers in the Lab is as far as inspiration is going to meet me today. The only thing left upstairs is exactly what is coming out now. Production of sentences further than 2 away from any conversation I will have today has ceased, until further notice. This weekend Birdman and I accompanied Ryonce and his man friend at their cabin which was really a trailer, a nice trailer, at

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So, fuck this. I got a digital voice recorder, and a karaoke machine in hopes of creating the first ghetto rigged internet radio show. My pants are really tight right now, and they just slowly crept up my leg and I honestly thought I was peeing my pants for a second. I have a real fear of losing my bowels every day probably more than most people over 70. What if you woke up one day and it wasn't

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I have agreed, here on my blog, and on the Kids in the Hall Forum that If Bruce McCulloch agreed to come to the East Coast, I would happily pick everyone up. The offer still stands, and someone from that forum has taken the time out to create a petition for the cause. I really think that if he does not have any prior engagements, if he saw how many people were interested, he might just consider

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Every Friday, I've decided to do something a little special. I will try and post at least one picture of the day, but at the end of the week, I will display the one one I am proudest of. This picture of the week will brighten everyone's day, and it will be a new tradition here at The Stoner Chronicles for as long as I can remember to put it up. And now, the inaugural picture of "Papa and Me",

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I'm sitting here on my laptop from 1998, and i'm smoking a little early today. It's 6:30, and I have a whiskey sour and a bowl packed for myself. Birdman had to get up early today, so I was alone for most of today. My mom bought me some chinese food, and I talked to my grandmother about the pros and cons of breastfeeding. I hope there aren't any wetnurses with AIDS around, that would suck. I

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I heard about this a week ago, but I figured I'd share it with everyone. You'd had to imagine it would happen eventually, but I thought it would be Bruno before Borat: http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/Jan05/rodeo140103.php "Throw the Jew down the Well" was fine, but talk about dubbya and Amurika, and you're in trouble, soldier!

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For a second, I thought to myself "what if somebody thought this was 'the rock'". It makes more sense in my head.posted from the stoner photo gallery

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I'm sorry to exploit you like this Superbowl, but I just came across this picture again, and I had to share it with everyone. Everyweek Superbowl would share with us her "WTF?" picture that she found online. I would look forward to this sort of thing again, if only she could find it in her heart to reissue *one* more "WTF?" picture in honor of our things being broken into by crackheads, and

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This is the last day at the hotel. In birdman's bookbag is three bottles of liquor, some frosted animal crackers and a blunt. We were on our way to the redwoods, you know?posted from the stoner photo gallery

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You know when only two stoners go on a trip together, rarely is there pictures of the one taking all the pictures. This is Birdman on the airtrain at SFO International, going to pick up 'the rental car that never was'. posted from the stoner photo gallery

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Birdman at the Cheesecake Factory, located on top of Macy's and referred to in the audio post as the area where we couldn't afford anything. I lied, there's always money for cheesecake.posted from the stoner photo gallery

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Paul Ave. Haha (allegedly birdman's real name is Paul)posted from the stoner photo gallery

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and more pictures of water and rocks...posted from the stoner photo gallery

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and now some pictures of rocks and water...posted from the stoner photo gallery

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The Stoners do San Francisco! This was carved in the cement a couple blocks from the corner of Haight Ashbury.posted from the stoner photo gallery

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AMERICAN DINOSAURS! Eventually, I knew there would come a time where I wouldn't feel like writing the Stoner Chronicles. I just didn't think it would happen this soon. Really though, no one likes to read as much as they like to listen. So with my new digital camera and voice recorder, I begin to document this blog and my life with MEDIA TECHNOLOGY. I'll still continue to write every once in

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from paul's family: 1. An *awesome* Lennon book 2. An *awesome* coupon book (buy one get one KFC!) 3. Fast Food Nation, a book I borrowed but returned before I read but now I have it to read on the plane. 4. Plane tickets to San Fran to see the BRUCIO! 5. A big box of Ferraro Rocher...which me and birdman got as a joint gift, and which the dogs proceeded to eat while we were watching the Ali G.

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This is the second day in a row out of the week that I have refrained from smoking up. To tell you the truth, I don't feel much different. My worst fear as a stoner, and maybe some of my other stoner readers can back me up on this one, is that I will wake up one day from a smokeless night, and feel as totally empty as if I had smoked several blunts. And I think empty is the wrong word, but

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I'm supposed to bolden everything that applies to me: (cover your eyes, stoners) I have, either currently or in the past, gone over a year without sex(I wish I could add little pictures of me responding to these) I have a partially used tube of KY Jelly close to my bed. I sometimes buy clothes specifically to turn people on. I sleep with my socks on. (I HAVE TO!) I have gotten someone drunk on

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Where I stood to take this picture is the exact spot where Mark David Chapman was when he shot down my hero, John Lennon, outside the Dakota Apt. Building on W. 72 St. and Central Park West. It was late at night, and I was saddened when I realized I would not be able to visit the Strawberry Fields portion of Central Park. I took four pictures of the Dakota, and all of them came out fuzzy like

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Me and Birdman freezing our asses off atop the Double Decker Greyline Bus. I bought a hat and scarf from a little asian street vendor for five bucks, and wrapped it around my head like I was in a nuclear storm. Birdman, Angelator and I were very disturbed by the cold weather, atypical behavior for normal Buffalonians.posted from the stoner photo gallery

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Another View atop the double decker Greyline busposted from the stoner photo gallery

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Birdman, downing the rest of my soup after I became fixated on my Spider Rollposted from the stoner photo gallery

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Angelator looking quite provacative in Sohoposted from the stoner photo gallery

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A crazy ass picture of me enjoying my first cup of miso soup at our first NYC sushi experienceposted from the stoner photo gallery

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Angelator, staring out towards Lady Liberty, wondering why the fuck we only brought a little bit of smoke...posted from the stoner photo gallery

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Times Square, from the top of our super-touristy double decker bus...posted from the stoner photo gallery

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THE STONERS DO NY!posted from the stoner photo gallery

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you wouldn't believe it if I told you, but this mannequin is my best friend...posted from the stoner photo gallery

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don't do this guy...I should put this shit on hotornot...posted from the stoner photo gallery

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I would like to thank Ryonce, for being the only stoner to serenade me on my birthday...thank you Ryonce!posted from the stoner photo gallery

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You were killed exact 24 years ago to the minute I am posting this. Thank you, I'm sorry you missed rap and the internet. You would not have stood for all of this election bullshit. You made an awesome father to 1/2 of your kids, and that ain't bad.

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don't buy these shoesposted from the stoner photo gallery

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my b-day seafood feast at the Brownstone Bistroposted from the stoner photo gallery

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my 21st b-day at the Budget Motelposted from the stoner photo gallery

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